Why Muslims are not happy people!

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's have a look at the evidence: -

No Christmas –

No television –

No nude women –

No football –

No pork chops –

No hot dogs –

No burgers –

No beer –

No bacon –

Rags for clothes –

Towels for hats –

Constant wailing from some rag head in a tower –

More than one wife –

More than one mother-in-law –

You can't shave –

Your wife can't shave –

You can't wash off the smell of donkeys –

You cook over burning camel shit –

Your wife is picked by someone else for you –

Your wife smells worse than your donkey –

Then they tell them that "when they die, it all gets better"???

Well No Shit Sherlock!....

It's not like it could get much worse -